State of Denial

I don't know why the Liberal Media has worked themselves up in a lather over this Mark Foley scandal - according to the White House press secretary, these are just "simply naughty emails" we're talking about here. Come on - Foley was the former co-chair of The Missing and Exploited Children's Caucus in Washington. This is the thanks the man gets? Can the American people please concentrate on the real threats to the nation - the "cut and run" crowd and the gay marriage lobby?

Thank God at least those Diebold machines are in place to correct any mistakes the American voters might make on Election Day.

(As usual, Chris Morris saw this coming...)

No Way Out

"I want to know the truth...If anybody has got any information inside our administration or outside our administration, it would be helpful if they came forward with the information so we can find out whether or not these allegations are true and get on about the business...and if people have got solid information, please come forward with it. And that would be people inside the information who are the so-called anonymous sources, or people outside the information -- outside the administration. And we can clarify this thing very quickly if people who have got solid evidence would come forward and speak out. And I would hope they would." -- George W. Bush, Sept. 30, 2003.

Bush launches an investigation as to who leaked the name of a CIA operative, an investigation which he knows is going to eventually point to him. It's just like that Kevin Costner movie No Way Out! Except without the sex scene in the limo - now if only that had happened they might have grounds for impeachment.

I wonder what the twist ending for this one is going to be...I doubt Bush is going to turn out to be a Soviet double-agent (spoiler alert!).

Bush Didn't Start The Fire

The Right Brothers.

What else do I have to say?

(Thanks, Glen)