Saturday, June 03, 2006

Fred Seagal

Steven Seagal is more of an ideapreneur than even Vincent, he hasn't thought to offer his services as a male escort, but he has launched an ambitious on-line store where you can buy his films, preview tracks from his second album of patchouli-stained bluesrock, Mojo Priest (featuring the promising-sounding track 'Talk To My Ass') or just order dozens of cans of his very own Lightning Bolt energy drink.

The store is a work-in-progress: the front page says, somewhat ominously, "The complete line of DVD's, oils, music, drinks and more are coming shortly."

Not sure where the oil ends and the drink begins, however...and this video doesn't exactly clear things up.

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