Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Mamet! At The Disco

Quiz Time!

Which of the following are pretentious song titles from corporate-sanctioned emo arena rock bands for 15-year-olds with babysitting money to burn like Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy, and which are overripe lines of dialogue from David Mamet's 2004 Val Kilmer mind-melter Spartan?

a) I’m Like A Lawyer With The Way I’m Always Trying To Get You Off

b) There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet

c) You Had Your Whole Life To Prepare For This Moment, Why Aren't You Ready?

d) Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

e) The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage

f) I've Got Two Things For You, A Stiff Dick And Bubble Gum And Guess What, I'm Out Of Bubble Gum

g) I Write Sins, Not Tragedies

h) I Love You Baby, But The Season's Over

i) We Got Until Her Monday Morning Class, Then It's Meet The Press And "Where Is She?"

j) I’ve Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth

k) You Don't Fake The DNA, You Issue A Press Release

l) A Minute Of Perfection Was Worth The Effort. A Moment Was The Most You Could Ever Expect From Perfection

m) Honey, You Got All The Slack In The World Until I Leave This Room And Then I'm Going To Zero You Out

n) This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race

o) Watch The Weather Baby, Because It's Going To Change, Yeah

Answers in the comments section.

1 comment:

Jesse said...

Emo - a, b, d, e, g, j, l, n

Mamet - c, f, h, i, k, m, o